Why Britain should take it all back.

There was a time, not so long ago actually, when Britain ruled most of the known world flogging natives, drinking tea and annihilating the French. However, following a rather nasty spate of violence called the World Wars (One and Two!) this all slipped away into obscurity, and Britain became the quirky little island in the top and slightly west bit of Europe.

Since then the former Imperial Colonies and Protectorates have crashed and burned, with those that did not join the commonwealth suffering from various dictators, and some of the African Commonwealth nations living in horrific poverty. India, you may argue has done rather well from their independence  but if you thought this, you would be wrong. India has horrific poverty, and is fit to bursting with an outdated caste system that only slows down the nation.

However, Britain is also in up the proverbial creek without a paddle, with a recession  a population of dribbling neanderthals hell bent on burning down London every time prices go up and the EU being total morons. Long gone are the days of national glory and pride, and instead we have ushered in an age of socialist idealism, where it is good to be weak and poor, in so long as we are all as weak and poor as everyone else.

So, heres the solution, we have a little meet and greet session with the commonwealth and former imperial nations, and join up, knock down all those nasty trade barriers, and then move on to better things. In return for a minute percentage of their tax revenues, our needy nations could gain access to British engineers and economists to help kick start their nations in the 21st century. Usher in a knew age of reason and science, human advancement, that would see England shedding it's ties with the EU, it's people happy and content, and its vassals nice and cozy beneath us, benefiting just as much as us from Imperialism.

Oh no! I hear you say, not the Imperial Menace, that only causes slavery, and horrifying hardships and unfairness! Oh no! I reply, the last 90 Years of the Empire was the longest period of peace and happiness ever in all of recorded British history. We have learnt from out mistakes ie: taxing the Americans  not giving Indians votes, so we wont make those same mistakes again.

As all you hippies and socialists say, Humans are supposed to work together, so why don't we, in a way that has worked time and time again for centuries, Imperialism.


Thank you, that will be all, as always hippes, feel free to comment ( you never do) and I will feel free to insult you.

Why stupid people should not be considered citizens in any form.

Lets face it, nobody likes idiots. They do not, in any way contribute to society, they are drains on our resources, time, and above all our patience. As such I think they should be rounded up and put to work for little or no money in mines and factory's.  We should draft every 5th idiot into the army, where they can lay down their pitiful lives for the glory of the state.

Idiot's by definition, are stupid, drooling morons, who have no idea how to use use that grey pile of mush that they have the cheek to call a brain. The only thing they can do is follow basic one word instructions, such as walk, open, close, carry, and die. This is why they should not be allowed to vote, live of benefits or have their views and opinions considered in any way.

Therefore they should be assigned a master, an educated person who can utilize them as "human resources". Maybe everyone who is intelligent could form groups, so you would have all the economists, all the historians of latin literature, all in different groups, each of them leading a factory, or something. Clever people, wealthy people who could put the small minded morons of the world to work, for the benefit of them and of course society in general.

Watch as the worlds problems dissolve, when we have a Roman and Greek system, whereby only those who have the wit to earn over a certain amount of money, have the right to decide anything. On a serious note, only those who pay into the system can decide how it is run. Maybe then the morons of the world would actually achieve something, other than wasting all our money on flat-screen TV's and narcotics.

Yes people, bring back the Plutocracy, put the educated in charge, and leave the idiots to what they do best, following instructions, working for the benefit of the state and of society in general. You may think its extreme, but it worked for the Romans, it worked for the Greeks, it worked the British Empire, so perhaps it would work today.

To conclude my post, I have attached these images, so all you intelligent people can identify a moron, and enact the proper judgement upon him.

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Attached is an image of the superior classes, namely those with brains.

So, next time your out and about, and you see a moron, please, don't hesitate to relentlessly insult him, and rest safe in the knowledge that one day, we shall send him to the mines.